BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Having lost her. I accept you. Well that wouldve been good to know. BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. Your dad cant see us. Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? All of us! GET OUTTA MY WAY. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Sucks-Yes! What are you talking about. BARBARA: So, now what? And yet, I worry. I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! ADAM: Hang on. Look, I know things have been difficult-. ADAM: The electoral college! In her eyes, her ability to "gut" the house is connected to her ability to express, from which Charles is blocking her. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! Maybe I should answer for her. Ongoing. I died with this sash. Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . Respect. What does that mean? ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). LYDIA: What? GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? Beetlejuice Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Welcome to the family, son. She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. A toast to my father and his all important business! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." So kinda like this. MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! It's not about that. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! But, its worth it. Dead Mom loved our house. BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? I wish I was dead! ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. But youre sexy. This is such an interesting font! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. I thought she was terrifying, but nobody knew who she was. YES I DO! I call it The Soulbox. Wow, are those birds? If you would like to give a public . Can everybody see me? Thats why youre here. ADAM: Oh yeah? . Except for you, Dead Mom. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! Where are you going? I have something to say. AH AH AH! (giggle) Just kidding! BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Lady, you're forgetting something! And that is exactly how we can beat him. Do you mind if we all share this house! Charles! ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. (a beat.) Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! Oh my god! All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Delia! Couple of five-star reviews. CHARLES: What? I mean, real ghosts? C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. An infinite abyss of nothing! 3."My whole life is a dark room. We're gonna be rich! Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. Cuz, shed love this! CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. DELIA: What are you talking about? A fall from that height? Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. Its gonna be so good for all of us. There's lots of cool stuff in there! CHARLES: Youre right. To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. Lydias vision was right! LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! Lift with your back! (more chase.) LYDIA: Hey dad? *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. He is so mean to me! But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. Thats what I want too. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. CHARLES: Damnit! Ugh, classic Maitlands. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. Please, forgive me! LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? Now, lets get you processed. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. (a beat.) OTHO: Then lets get to it! L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. I have a chance to see her again, please! The script was . So goodbye . The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia No he wont, youll just be dead. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. And he gave me this. Hes here! Delia? I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Its like a green card thing! ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! Im invisible. No one likes it, throw it out.. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. Beebleboose! Yes book? LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 Goes to the door. Keep it coming gentleman! Fuck Brigadoon. "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. We cant hide this anymore. Are you trying to skip the line? Teen And Up Audiences. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Death for the dead. My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Its time for Americas favorite game show! And life is the only way out! Cmon! I can bring your daddy so much pain. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from OH GOD! I dont remember making a fire. You asked me, I'm answering. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! Im gonna need some help! OTHO: Please! And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. Ah! THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. happy! Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Very good energy. Then I guess theres no rush! I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. But together, well make him see! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. FORESHADOWING. Ive learned a lot. Hiya mom! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. Alright. LYDIA: Oh. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. Youll have to open the door to find out. But hes my monster. (doorbell rings.) Yeah Yeah Yeah. (to audience.) Upgrade to PRO Yup, thats the one. BARBARA: We are! I don't know what just happened. 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